Stan
The grounded one who keeps the group from flying apart.
Unofficial fan personality quiz
Which South Park character are you?
Take the free South Park test: rate 35 quick statements and find out whether you are a Stan, a Kyle, a Cartman, a Kenny, a Butters, a Randy or a Wendy. It takes about four minutes and you do not need an account.
How much does this sound like you?
I am usually the one who keeps my friend group together.
Tap a circle to answer. Keys 1–5 work too. No sign-up needed.
The cast
The South Park test compares your answers with seven personalities from the town. Nobody is all one character, so your result is the one your answers point to most strongly.
The grounded one who keeps the group from flying apart.
The conscience of the room, with a speech ready.
The schemer with a plan, a grudge and zero chill.
The quiet daredevil who always comes back.
The sweetheart with a secret supervillain side.
All in, all the time, on whatever the new thing is.
The smartest person in the room, and running for president.
What each character says about your personality →
How it works
Each South Park test statement is about everyday behavior: how you handle rules, friends, bad luck and big ideas. Pick anything from strongly disagree to strongly agree.
Every character owns five statements. Your answers push you toward or away from each of the seven, and the strongest pull becomes your match.
Your South Park character, match score and short profile appear instantly. The full report adds all seven scores, your sidekick and your nemesis.
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Questions
The South Park test is a free personality quiz. You rate 35 short statements from strongly disagree to strongly agree, and your answers are compared with seven South Park characters: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Randy and Wendy. You get the character you resemble most and a match score.
About four minutes. There are 35 statements, one at a time, and you can go back to change an answer before you finish. Your progress is kept in this browser if you leave and come back.
Each character has five statements. Agreeing with a statement moves you toward that character and disagreeing moves you away, and a few statements are reversed. The character with the highest total is your match; the match percentage shows how strongly your answers point to them.
Yes. Taking the test and seeing your South Park character, match score and short profile is free, with no sign-up. If you want more, the full report with all seven match scores, your detailed profile, your sidekick and your nemesis is a one-time $2.99 for that result.
No. South Park Test is an independent, unofficial fan quiz for entertainment. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by South Park Studios, Comedy Central or Paramount. The statements and profiles are our own writing.
No. It uses everyday personality statements to compare you with fictional characters for fun. It is not a psychological assessment and should not be used to make decisions about yourself or anyone else.
Answer the way you actually are, not the way you wish you were. The middle circle is always fine.
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